A Non-Naked Tulip Time Cruise w/optional Naked Adventures in Amsterdam

This is a rare trip when you could invite your non-naked bestie!

Holland & Belgium River Cruise
April 25 – May 2, 2025
A GoNaked Travels Clothing-Optional Adventure

If you think windmills are charming but naked friendships are better, you’re going to love this trip.

This spring, we’re boarding a luxury river ship and drifting straight through the heart of Holland and Belgium at the exact moment the whole countryside decides to show off. Tulips everywhere. Canals glinting in the sun. Old cities that know how to flirt back. And a boat full of men who understand that sometimes the best conversations happen when we just meet up.

This isn’t a stuffy cruise. It’s not a floating museum. It’s a week of waking up somewhere gorgeous, stepping out of your cabin, and realizing you don’t need much more than good coffee and good company.

Imagine this:
You open the curtains and there it is. Fields of tulips stretching forever. Red, yellow, pink, unapologetically loud. Windmills turning slowly like they’ve got nowhere better to be. You pad down the hallway, coffee in hand, bare skin catching the morning light, and someone you met yesterday smiles like they already know you.

That’s the vibe.

We’ll wander Amsterdam’s crooked streets, where history leans in close and whispers dirty little secrets if you listen long enough. We’ll cruise past storybook towns and medieval skylines that look even better when you’re relaxed, unrushed, and not worrying about what you packed. Some days you’ll explore. Some days you’ll stay onboard, stretch out, read, flirt, nap, repeat.

And then there’s Keukenhof.

Seventy acres of flowers doing the absolute most. Millions of tulips, daffodils, and hyacinths exploding with color and scent. It’s ridiculous. It’s romantic. It’s the kind of place that makes grown men go quiet for a minute. This is one of those “yeah, I actually did that” moments you’ll still be talking about years from now.

Back on board, the energy is easy. No posturing. No labels. Just men being men. Naked when it feels right. Clothed when it doesn’t. Laughter drifting down the corridors. Late-night conversations that start with wine and end with plans to stay in touch long after the cruise docks.

This trip isn’t about ticking boxes. It’s about slowing down. Letting your shoulders drop. Remembering how good it feels to be comfortable in your own skin, surrounded by guys who get it.

POST CRUISE - CULTURE AND HEDONISM IN AMSTERDAM

After we’ve soaked up the best of the Netherlands, we’re not quite ready to say goodbye. So we’re staying put for four more nights in Amsterdam. Not rushing. Not cramming. Just letting the city open up.

Days are for wandering. Museums you’ve always wanted to see. Side streets with tiny shops you stumble into by accident. Coffee, people-watching, and that feeling of not needing to be anywhere else right now.

Nights are a different story. We’ll head out together to Amsterdam’s clothing-optional bars and events, the kind of places where conversation comes easy and nobody’s pretending to be anything they’re not. It’s relaxed, playful, and very much about connection.

The best part? It’s completely à la carte. You choose your hotel. You eat where you want. You decide which nights you go out and which ones you stay in. There’s no pressure, no package, no forced fun.

You’re simply traveling alongside a group of guys you’ve already spent a week laughing with. By now you know each other’s rhythms. This is the part where friendships deepen, inside jokes form, and the trip shifts from “great vacation” to “I’m really glad I said yes to this.”

Amsterdam has a way of doing that. So do the people you share it with.

If that sounds like your kind of spring fling, you’ll want to grab the details sooner rather than later.

Everything you need to know — dates, cabin info, registration — is waiting for you at https://tuliptime2026.com/

Come see Holland and Belgium in full bloom.
Come travel with your besties or come make new friends.
Come make some memories that don’t stay neatly folded away.

We’ll save you a spot on deck.