River Cruise with GoNaked - It'll Change the Way You Want to Travel

Gentlemen, I've got two delicious invitations for you, and I'm having a hard time deciding which one sounds more tempting. One involves Christmas markets, twinkling lights, and steaming mugs of mulled wine in Germany and Austria. The other involves French vineyards, fabulous food, chocolate, and enough wine to make you forget what day it is.

And the best part? I'm inviting you to come along with me!

Both cruises are being offered through my Dorothy Travel brand, which means these are fully clothed, mixed-company adventures. Yes, occasionally I do put on pants and travel with people other than naked men! But you'll still get the same personal attention, wonderful company, and thoughtfully planned experiences you've come to expect from my trips.

Christmas Markets on the Danube — December 1–7, 2027

Imagine wandering through centuries-old German Christmas markets, surrounded by glowing wooden stalls, handmade ornaments, gingerbread, roasted chestnuts, and the irresistible aroma of hot spiced wine.

We'll spend seven wonderful days aboard the luxurious Avalon Impression, cruising from Nuremberg, Germany, to Vienna, Austria, with visits to Regensburg, Passau, and Melk along the way.

You'll experience some of Europe's most beautiful holiday traditions, magnificent architecture, extraordinary food, and charming little towns that look like something straight out of a Christmas storybook. And since we're traveling by riverboat, we unpack once, settle in, and let the scenery come to us.

We're already down to just five premium Panorama cabins! The Royal Suites are sold out, and I wouldn't count on the remaining accommodations sitting around waiting for anyone.

🎄 Explore the Christmas Market Cruise: https://cruisewithdorothy.com/

Delicious Decadence: A Culinary Cruise Through France — July 18–25, 2028

Now, if your idea of heaven involves French wine, extraordinary cuisine, and lingering over dinner with fascinating people, this one has your name written all over it.

We're spending eight glorious days aboard the intimate Avalon Poetry II, sailing from Arles in Provence to Lyon, the culinary capital of France.

This is a very special culinary sailing that Avalon offers only once in 2028. We'll visit local markets, cook alongside professional chefs, sample wines in beautiful French vineyards, explore the world of Valrhona chocolate, and experience the regional flavors that make French cuisine legendary.

There's even an opportunity to shop for ingredients in Avignon's famous Les Halles market before preparing a meal with a chef. And yes, there will be plenty of opportunities to sit back with a glass of wine and enjoy the view.

Our group is already filling up, and the Royal Suites have been snapped up. With only 128 guests aboard the entire ship, this is a wonderfully intimate experience, and there's simply not a lot of room to begin with.

🍷 Explore the French Culinary Cruise: https://dorothyfrance2028.com/

Come Make Some Memories With Me!

One of the things I've learned over the years is that the best part of traveling is often the people you meet along the way. Beautiful places are wonderful, but sharing those experiences with good company makes them even better.

Whether you're traveling solo, bringing a partner, or convincing a friend to join you, I'd love to have you along. I'll be there to welcome you, make introductions, and help make your journey as enjoyable as possible.

Both of these special sailings have limited availability, and these are exactly the kinds of cruises that sell out. If either one has been whispering your name, I'd encourage you to take a look now rather than hoping there's still space when you're ready.

So, gentlemen, what's your pleasure? Christmas magic in Germany or culinary decadence in France?

I hope to see you aboard. And don't worry, I'll bring pants.

— Nick