Sail Into Springtime Splendor - April 2026
The GoNaked Holland Tulip Cruise + Amsterdam Afterparty
Tulips, luxury, laughter, and late-night mischief—this isn’t your grandmother’s cruise. Join us for an unforgettable voyage through Holland and Belgium, then stay on for a few deliciously naughty days in Amsterdam. 🌈
A Floating Five-Star Escape
Tulips in full bloom, champagne on deck, laughter rolling down the river. You’re not on a cruise—you’re on our cruise.
This is a GoNaked experience, and that means connection, indulgence, and adventure wrapped up in one stunning springtime voyage. We’re sailing through Holland and Belgium aboard Avalon Waterways, a luxury river line known for panoramic suites, fine dining, and impeccable service.
Imagine waking up in a suite with floor-to-ceiling windows that slide open into an Open-Air Balcony®—your bed facing endless fields of flowers, windmills, and medieval towns. It’s not a view you watch—it’s one you feel.
“This isn’t just a cruise—it’s an intimate journey where new friends become chosen family.”
The Luxury of Freedom
Our group will take over part of the ship, creating an intimate, welcoming space of like-minded travelers—men who crave culture, conversation, and authentic connection.
Each day, you can explore at your own pace:
🌷 Wander through Keukenhof Gardens, home to millions of tulips.
🚲 Bike along dike paths lined with wildflowers.
🍻 Sip Belgian beer in medieval Ghent.
🍽️ Indulge in four-course dinners that feel more like celebrations than meals.
Luxury here isn’t about excess—it’s about ease. Avalon’s team handles every detail while you relax, connect, and make memories that will follow you long after you’ve unpacked your suitcase.
A Community That Feels Like Home
If you’ve ever wanted to travel without feeling like the “solo guy,” this is your moment. The GoNaked group is open-hearted, curious, and warm—a mix of adventurers, storytellers, and new best friends you haven’t met yet.
Every conversation leads somewhere unexpected. Every toast leads to a new inside joke. Every night, the bond deepens.
“Luxury is great. But laughter, connection, and belonging? That’s the real upgrade.”
Culture by Day, Kink by Night: The GoNaked Amsterdam Afterparty
When the cruise docks back in Amsterdam, we turn up the heat.
Stay on for our 3–4 day post-trip Amsterdam experience, where you’ll explore the city’s art, history, and deliciously naughty side.
🖼️ Museum mornings and canal cafés.
🍸 Boutique shopping and hidden speakeasies.
🍑 Naked bars, bathhouses, and late-night adventures.
It’s sophisticated by day, scandalous by night—a perfect balance of classy and cheeky. And best of all, you’ll be surrounded by the same friends who made the cruise unforgettable.
Why You’ll Love This
✨ Aboard a luxury Avalon Suite Ship® with panoramic views and plush suites.
🌷 Guided tours, active excursions, and plenty of free time.
🍽️ Gourmet dining, regional wines, and warm, inclusive company.
💫 A post-trip Amsterdam add-on that’s equal parts culture and kink.
This is travel reimagined. A blend of elegance, adventure, and connection that only happens when the right people find each other in the right place at the right time.
Ready to Sail?
🛳 Holland & Belgium Tulip Cruise
📅 April 28 – May 5, 2026
📍 Roundtrip from Amsterdam
💎 Post-Trip Add-On: The GoNaked Amsterdam Experience
Lock in your cabin now. The tulips will bloom again—but this moment, this group, and this kind of magic? That’s once in a lifetime.
🌈 Join the GoNaked Holland Cruise
🍷 Stay for the Amsterdam Afterparty