Cleveland Fuck Machine Weekend is Now Open for Registration!

It's official! Registration for Cleveland Fuck Machine Weekend — July 24–26, 2026 — is now open!

Your spot is waiting. We're capped at 10 men and not adding more, so if you've been sitting on this, now is the time to move.

Register here:https://trips.gonakedevents.com/t/gonaked-events/cfmw2026

You'll find the full itinerary, what's included, pricing, and your payment schedule all in one place. Clean as a whistle. Safe for every inbox.You'll notice I cleaned it up quite a bit so that we would not have a problem with our payment processor. 

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Get registered. Get your deposit in. And start making plans for July. Cleveland is ready. The only question is whether you are. Take care, stay bare,Nick