For the Guys Who Loved the Fuck Machine Story...Bring that Fantasy to Life...
Cleveland Fuck Machine Weekend
July 24–26, 2026 · Downtown Cleveland
Men Only · Max 10
Three days. Two nights. Small group. Big energy.
I’m putting together something… intense. Not chaotic. Not sloppy. Intentional.
This is a fully hosted, all-inclusive weekend for a small group of men who want to explore kink, connection, and play in a structured, consent-first environment without having to plan a single thing.
You show up. Everything else is handled.
Luxury hotel. All meals. Open bar. Private transportation. Curated experiences. And yes… the toys, the tech, and the spaces to actually use them.
What This Weekend Is (and Isn’t)
This isn’t a free-for-all.
It’s designed. Facilitated. Held.
We’re capping it at 4-10 men max so it stays intimate, connected, and intentional. Small enough that you actually know who you’re in the room with. Big enough that the chemistry has room to breathe.
There will be structured sessions, guided experiences, and time to play… plus space to step back, recharge, or just watch if that’s where you’re at.
No pressure. No performance required. Just presence.
The Experience
Across the weekend, you can expect:
- Dedicated, guided machine sessions with full orientation and support
- Immersive elements like VR and audio layering to take things deeper
- A Saturday night dungeon party with a wider, experienced local crowd
- A few curated outings to set the tone and keep the energy moving
- Optional experiences if you want more… or a quiet reset if you don’t
And yes… every attendee receives a connected toy as part of the experience. Not just a souvenir. It becomes part of the weekend.
What’s Included
This is truly all-in:
- 2 nights in a downtown luxury hotel
- All meals from Friday through Sunday
- All drinks, including alcohol
- A Lovense butt plug that will be used to motivate you
- Transportation for all group activities
- Private venue access and curated experiences
- Equipment, facilitators, and aftercare support
You cover your travel to Cleveland and anything personal you want to bring into the experience.
That’s it.
Who This Is For
Men who are:
- Curious, open, and ready to explore without chaos
- Comfortable with kink or at least ready to step into it
- Respectful of boundaries, communication, and consent
- Interested in connection as much as sensation
You don’t need to be an expert. You do need to show up like an adult.
The Reality
This isn’t going to be for everyone.
Good.
Because the men who do feel the pull? They already know.
Let’s Feel It Out First
Before I lock anything in, I want to see who’s actually interested.
If this made your stomach flip in a good way…
If you’re curious but not quite sure…
If you’re already halfway packed…
Take a look, raise your hand, and register here:
👉 https://fuckmachineweekend.com/
No commitment yet. Just starting the conversation.