NEW IN THE SHOP: TWO TEES THAT SAY THE QUIET PART LOUD
I've got a couple of new shirts in my shop. Here are this week's picks.
"I'm Not Gay, But My Ass Is" — We don't make the rules, we just print them on 100% cotton. This one's got a red-hot devil with a tail that's doing entirely too much work, and a punchline that's been making the rounds at pool parties since before pool parties were invented. Wear it somewhere you don't mind getting asked "wait, so are you though?"
"Therapy Is Expensive, Cock Is Free" — This little guy has clearly worked through his issues and come out the other side thriving. Free, effective, and available in your size — try getting that from your actual therapist.
Both are exactly the kind of shirt that gets you a new friend at the bar within four minutes. Grab one (or don't be shy, grab both — we see you) before somebody's therapist has to hear about it.