Two Trips. Two Vibes. One Tiny Window Left.

Let’s not overcomplicate this.

We’re down to three retreats total for 2026… and one is already sold out.

That leaves two chances to get your body on a plane, your brain off duty, and your soul exactly where it’s been begging to go.

And when I say limited… I mean one or two rooms left. That’s it. No dramatic marketing fluff. Just reality knocking.

So if you’ve been circling the idea of traveling with us, this is the moment where you either jump in… or watch it disappear.

🔥 Option 1: Skin City — Las Vegas (Very Naked. Very Fun.)

This one doesn’t pretend to be anything it’s not.

It’s bold. It’s social. It’s that “how did we end up laughing naked at 2am in a hot tub?” kind of trip.

We take over a private villa just off the Strip and turn it into our own little universe. Pool days, open bar nights, BBQs, spontaneous adventures, and zero pressure to be anything but yourself.

You’ll bounce between:

• Poolside lounging with a drink in hand
• Late-night swims under the stars
• Wild Vegas shows that leave you saying “what the hell did I just watch?”
• Real conversations with guys who somehow feel like friends within hours

And yeah… clothing is optional. Comfort is not.

This trip is about connection, freedom, and letting go of whatever version of yourself you’ve been dragging around.

🌺 Option 2: Day of the Dead — San Miguel de Allende (Culture + Soul + Heated Pool)

Now this one?
She’s a little deeper. A little slower. Still playful… just with more meaning behind it.

You’ll be in one of the most beautiful towns in Mexico during Día de los Muertos, surrounded by candlelight, marigolds, music, and a culture that actually knows how to honor life.

Think:

• Wandering cobblestone streets lit with altars and celebration
• Rooftop dinners under the stars
• Art, music, and traditions that hit you right in the chest
• Quiet mornings, warm conversations, and yes… naked time in the heated pool back at the villa

It’s intimate. Smaller group. More intentional.

This trip feeds your soul while still giving you space to relax, connect, and just be in your body again.

⚠️ Real Talk (Because You Know I’m Not Going to Sugarcoat It)

There are literally one or two rooms left on these trips.

That’s not a “we’ll open more spots later” situation.
That’s a “once it’s gone, it’s gone” situation.

But here’s the good news:

• You don’t have to pay it all today
• You can lock your spot with a deposit
• You’ve got flexible payment options to chip away at the rest

So Here’s the Question…

Are you actually going to do the thing you keep saying you want to do?

Or are you going to watch these last spots disappear and tell yourself, “maybe next time…”

Because next time always sounds cute…
until it’s not.

If either of these trips is whispering your name (or screaming it),
this is your window.

And it’s closing fast.